Zsasz Missing One Day After Robin Disappears, Rumors Suggest Domestic Terrorist Group

Zsasz Missing One Day After Robin Disappears, Rumors Suggest Domestic Terrorist Group

This morning we woke up to multiple reports that Zsasz; Bane’s right-hand man and VP candidate has gone missing. This comes one day after Batman’s sidekick Robin went missing. We can now think this could be the work of a splinter cell plotting to manipulate both sides of the war. Neither Batman nor Bane has commented yet on these disturbing disappearances.

Is this splinter cell also a group of hackers? After the Whitehouse was hacked into this past weekend, a popular online gaming community has been brutally massacred and erased. Though this community is completely digital, the players involved have spent whole life savings to create a fantasy world that is now a blank screen. Banks, hedge funds, and home equity loans are now in the hands of a hostel terrorist group. No motive other then theft has surfaced in relation to this eco-digital disaster.

The state government of Pennsylvania avoided internal confrontation today by executing a high profile sexual predator. Directly after this symbolic event, a no-fly zone was enacted to secure minimal fighting for the remainder of the war. While this is good news for Pennsylvania, fighting has spilled over into Ohio. Batman and Bane have been seen on multiple fronts trying to secure the state and push the apposing side out. Today, all things [violent] will be possible in Ohio.

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