Debate: Batman’s National Security Record A Strength, Bane Blimp Shot Down In Florida

Debate: Batman’s National Security Record A Strength, Bane Blimp Shot Down In Florida

Tonight will mark the third and final debate between Batman and Bane. With a focus on National Security Batman looks to gain more favorability after having successes such as eliminating Osama bin Laden and ending the war in Iraq. Batman supporters expect Bane to show up with a bag of tricks and impromptu low blows to Batman in order to stay even with the caped crusader. We expect nothing less then a blood bath between the two candidates.

In the midst of preparing for the debate tonight, Bane had an unexpected folly as pro Batman forces in Florida shot down one of his tactical blimps. The blimp was on track to make several bombings in and around Boca Raton, possibly around the time Batman would be arriving for the debate. No one was harmed in the incident and all explosive devises have been recovered from the wreckage. No statement has been made from the Bane team on the implications of this failed mission and loss of explosives.

As continuous polling occurs around every election we learned over the weekend that former Two-Face supporters are siding with Batman in this election. You may recall in the 2008 election Batman defeated Two-Face for the presidency. The Two-Face ticket was riddled with problems concerning the economy and his comical running mate Harley Quinn. When we reached out to Harley Quinn about these new findings she responded using the illegible font Wingdings.

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