Batman Defeats Bane, Wins Re-Election

Batman Defeats Bane, Wins Re-Election

A diverse American public re-elected Batman to the Presidency. Bane and his coalition were defeated across battleground states like Ohio and Iowa. The ideological onslaught Bane brought to groups of female and minority citizens backfired on his plans to take control of the country through war and terror.

After near assassination by Robin, Bane lost advantages on the battleground and was denied by the American electorate yesterday. What began as an unforeseen attempt by Bane and the Joker to take control of the country through money, war, and election tampering, became a lost war with millions of dollars plundered on pipe dreams of a psychotic terrorist. Bane was used by a more extreme brand of politicians to do their dirty work and disrupt Batman’s agenda for the country.

Members of both sides of the civil war have begun to discuss plans of ending the civil war and move forward with addressing issues the country faces. Batman addressed the citizens last night and pledged to continue to lift the American public after being buried by the faulty policies of Scarface and The Ventriloquist that have plagued the country for years.

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